FAQ

The following are the most common questions I'm asked regarding the site. Hopefully, this can clear up some confusion for you. If not you can contact me here.


Where did the Life Stories section go?
I decided that the Life Stories didn't really fit with the rest of the theme. It was the only part of it that was all about me. For that reason, I decided to move them to a different site where I also write journal entries. You can find them here: Stories and Journals

What is Cerebral Fluff?
"Cerebral Fluff" is two words.

The word Cerebral comes from the cerebral cortex. The cerebral cortex is part of the brain. It plays a key role in memory, attention, perceptual awareness, thought, language, and consciousness. (Source: Wikipedia)

The word Fluff comes from marshmallow fluff. Marshmallow fluff is a brand of marshmallow creme, an American food item. It is a very sweet, spreadable, marshmallow-like confection. (Source: Wikipedia)


Okay, so that’s where the two words come from, but what do they have to do with each other?
It’s quite simple: cerebral fluff is the marshmallow part of the brain.

What in the world does the marshmallow part of one's brain have to do with this website?
All of the content on the site was taken from my cerebral fluff. It’s odd because everything taken from the cerebral fluff is also called cerebral fluff: the sweeter memories, thoughts, etc.


How did you get the cerebral fluff on the site?
Uploading the cerebral fluff to the site is a long, arduous process involving a drill, a crazy straw, duct tape, a laptop, and a grilled cheese sandwich.

First, I ballpark whereabouts I think the cerebral fluff is in my skull, then I drill (carefully, of course). I stop drilling only when I find an area that feels especially gooey I stop there because that usually means I’ve located the cerebral fluff.

After locating the cerebral fluff, I jam one end of the crazy straw into the hole I’ve just drilled and the other end into my mouth. It takes about twenty minutes to siphon a good chunk of material. Thank goodness it’s not any longer—by then I usually have a terrible headache.

Next, I typically bandage my skull hole with duct tape and begin the uploading process. The uploading process is perhaps the easiest step to understand. To upload the material to the site, I blow the material still stored in the crazy straw into my laptop’s USB port.

Finally, I have a grilled cheese sandwich while I wait.