This is the seventh episode in the first series of would you rathers. It's a brand new one for the site.
Choice 1
Beat Up
About:
-Every day for the rest of your life you will encounter a very large, slightly overweight man in a leather bondage costume. He will have a mask with a zipper mouth opening, assless chaps, and a tight latex tank top. His body will be quite hairy and his chest will be covered in hair that is small, blond, and extremely curly.
-He will proceed to beat you uncontrollably for 5 minutes. Not much is off limits. He can break bones, throw you through windows, and slam your head in doors.
-The 5 minutes counts down only when you being beaten. Running away or avoiding him will not be counted toward the clock. The bondage man will pursue you relentlessly until the 5 minutes is up. Therefore, running is futile.
-Immediately after the beating, all wounds, clothes, broken furniture is miraculously back to normal and without damage. Physically, you end up feeling exactly as you had before the encounter. This excludes any mental trauma.
-The attack can happen at any time within the 24 hour timeframe of the day—the bondage man has no mercy for wedding days, job interviews, or time spent with loved ones or lovers.
-What motivates the bondage man’s actions is that he truly loves you and this is the only way he knows how to express it. He only grunts and moans during his encounters with you. However, no sexual actions can be taken toward you.
-The bondage man is practically immortal and will haunt you for the rest of your life.
-If bystanders or friends try to stop him from beating you, the bondage man will not directly hurt them. He will only use force to remove them from his trajectory toward you. It is possible that in the process friends may fall or get hurt while being pushed aside.
Rules or Restrictions:
-You cannot forewarn anyone about the bondage man or imply that this is a regular occurrence. If you do, you will die.
Choice 2
Lay An Egg
About:
-Every day for the rest of your life, you must lay an egg.
-The egg takes 1 hour to lay and requires a moderate level of concentration comparable to keeping your eyes on a tennis ball during a professional match.
-If you break your concentration at any point during the lay, the egg will retreat back to where it began and you will then have to start over.
-You may initiate the egg laying process at any time during the day.
-Anatomically speaking, the egg is ejected through the same orifice from which fecal matter is released and the egg is 1.5 times the size of a normal chicken egg.
-If you do not lay the egg by midnight each day, you die instantaneously.
Rules or Restrictions:
- You cannot use your egg laying ability as a means toward fame or fortune. Therefore, you cannot tell anyone about this ability. What you choose to do with the eggs is up to you. We suggest keeping around a few good omelet recipes.
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